are.you.my.mother.

*shots fired*

elsportfolio:

hoh
May 30

*shots fired*

elsportfolio:

hoh

(via ekwws)

"KEEP IN MIND THAT I’M AN ARTIST…AND IM SENSITIVE ABOUT MY SHIT."

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As do I!

-E.BADU (via yatir)

I think this often!

(via brideoffresh)

(via brideoffresh)

May 30
Obviously the best flavor.
May 30

Obviously the best flavor.

My gold fish looks like a marijuana leaf.
May 29

My gold fish looks like a marijuana leaf.

when you thought it couldn’t get any better
sofapizza:

best face swap ever
May 27

when you thought it couldn’t get any better

sofapizza:

best face swap ever

(via thesecondmrsdewinter)

May 27

Heart-wrenching story from a guy who usually makes you laugh.

Apparently my boss thought it would be good to introduce a book called “Go the Fuck to Sleep” to 5th and 6th graders. Needless to say, he wasn’t there when I came in the next day.
The book is funny as shit though.

“The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest / And the creatures who crawl, run and creep. / I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. / Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep,”
May 27

Apparently my boss thought it would be good to introduce a book called “Go the Fuck to Sleep” to 5th and 6th graders. Needless to say, he wasn’t there when I came in the next day.

The book is funny as shit though.

“The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest / And the creatures who crawl, run and creep. / I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. / Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep,”

The shifting triumvirate dynamic and play on dialogue in this play is phenomenal. On of my favorite plays.
theatrevstheater:

Script number one of the day: Art by Yasmena Reza
(sorry for the sort of silly picture…I hated every one I took where I was looking at my iPhone :p)
and I loved it! it was very…clean, and, complete…well rounded maybe?
“YVAN.  … ‘If I’m who I am because I’m who I am and you’re who you are because you’re who you are, then I’m who I am and you’re who you are. If, on the other hand, I’m who I am because you’re who you are and if you’re who you are because I’m who I am, then I’m not who I am and you’re not who you are …’ (Short silence.)”
May 27

The shifting triumvirate dynamic and play on dialogue in this play is phenomenal. On of my favorite plays.

theatrevstheater:

Script number one of the day: Art by Yasmena Reza

(sorry for the sort of silly picture…I hated every one I took where I was looking at my iPhone :p)

and I loved it! it was very…clean, and, complete…well rounded maybe?

“YVAN. … ‘If I’m who I am because I’m who I am and you’re who you are because you’re who you are, then I’m who I am and you’re who you are. If, on the other hand, I’m who I am because you’re who you are and if you’re who you are because I’m who I am, then I’m not who I am and you’re not who you are …’ (Short silence.)”

May 27

A colleague of mine re-performed this. Love it.

whoaholdupthere:

“Cut Piece” by Yoko Ono

Cut Piece had one destructive verb as its instruction: “Cut.” Ono executed the performance in Tokyo by walking on stage and casually kneeling on the floor in a draped garment. Audience members were requested to come on stage and begin cutting until she was naked. Cut Piece was one of Ono’s many opportunities to outwardly communicate her internal suffering through her art.  … in order to appease her own human suffering, Ono enlisted her viewers to complete her works of art in order to complete her identity as well. Besides a commentary on identity, Cut Piece was a commentary on the need for social unity and love. It was also a piece that touched on issues of gender and sexism as well as the greater, universal affliction of human suffering and loneliness.

(Source: Wikipedia, via theatrevstheater)

May 27

Half the time I want to slap these hoes for being cray cray and racially offensive, and the other half I want to smoke one with them and have a good time. help.

brideoffresh:

yatir:

i got the swag and its pumpin’ out my ovaries im colder than the firdge & the freezer im snatchin all your bitches at my leisureeeee

Yes! That just happened.

Love,

Marisa

(Source: exohjess)